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If I caption this “I can haz cheezburger?” do you think the fabric of time and space will rip and we’ll be flung violently back into our own past?
via garnetcapricorn
via anxietyproblem
in order to remove the sexual stigma placed on breasts, we must move past the act of shaming people who are brave enough to go topless in public. myself and another transfem friend went topless at our local pride parade not because we were trying to be "sexual" at pride, but to protest the idea that some chests are viewed as inherently sexual and illegal to be viewed publicly, while some are not. it's not a sexual act for someone with breasts to take their shirt off.
i did not have anyone give me rude or sexual comments. i received a lot of approving nods, thumbs up and polite compliments, people were even reminding me that that's the spirit of pride, and hoped that they were brave enough to do the same in the future.
sometimes it's nearly 100 degrees and people with breasts get dangerously overheated. sometimes people with breasts just don't want to wear a shirt. their breasts are not an object for you to get upset about. their breasts are not an object for you to make a moral argument about. their breasts are a part of their body, and they're not scarring or hurting anyone by existing, they are another organ on the human body and someone else's breasts are not up for you to debate about.
via genderpunks
whoever sent the student vampire ask ur brain is unfathomably large. i love student/teacher stuff tbh it surprises me that we’ve discussed fake student dream x hob but never actual student dream x hob. dream coming home to visit his family after his first week of uni telling death about his professor gadling’s expertise of history, only for desire to butt in about dream fucking him for a grade.
but the next semester around exams, when dream’s grades are slipping (and especially dr gadlings’, because dream knows hob is kind enough that if he struggled they could talk it out during office hours— he didn’t feel that comfortable with his other professors so he had to prioritize their classes), he thinks that maybe when he meets with hob after class, he should wear a pair of low-rise pants that hug his ass just right…with a too-small t-shirt he stole from one of his siblings— not quite a crop top but small enough that it rides up and shows that yes, he has a happy trail, and no, he’s not wearing underwear. and maybe hob tries to keep his cool, wants to convince himself that he wouldn’t take advantage of a student because it’s wrong and inappropriate, but he’s been jacking off to the thought of dream’s full lips and pert little ass for so many months he knows he has no choice but to give in to what they both want and hope they don’t get caught.
You’re so right, we haven’t covered this as much as we should!! I guess we should fix that 😏
Professor Gadling, well… he’s a great teacher, and he’s very kind and gentle when he feels like his students need that. But he isn’t necessarily a good man. He’s on the younger side for a professor and Dream sure isn’t the first to have a crush on him. He’s given out better grades for students who do “extra research” before, and if the extra research involved him getting a blowjob from a student under his desk, well… they’re technically all adults. No one has ever complained about him.
And here’s Dream standing in his office, all long limbs and shy glances. What is Hob supposed to do with him, honestly? He’s not paid enough to resist that.
Hob agrees to let him retake some papers, and pretty much promises him a good grade “for all the effort you’ve put in, Dream. I know you try so hard to be good, and I want to take that into account.”
Dream is quite happy to bend over Hob’s desk. It’s been a while since he’s been fucked, and Hob seems to know what he’s doing. He has Dream crying and kicking his legs in sheer desperation within a few short minutes, and he’s big - thick and fat from base to tip, like a real man. Dream thinks he’ll never make do with anyone his own age again.
He leaves the office sniffling and trembling. Hob hands him a tissue and gives him a gentle pat on the shoulder - the image of a compassionate professor comforting a student.
“Next time.” He says, soft in Dream’s ear - “wear some pretty panties for me, yeah? So I can stuff them in your sweet mouth, and no one will hear your slutty noises.”
via gabessquishytum
women should lift weights because it prevents osteoporosis in old age and makes you a more capable person in everyday life please shut up about butts and waists and hourglasses i'm going to fucking kill
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genuine question from someone who would rather chew their arm off than go to a public gym, and also doesnt have a lot of money: how do you safely get into strength training? are there youtube channels, apps (android), etc anyone recommends that makes it approachable and don't lean into diet culture / body shaming?
also the biggest thing that keeps me from working out is that I already have joint and spinal issues and moving the wrong way can fuck up a knee or a shoulder or my spine for days. I really don't want to injure myself, and have unwittingly done so before. resources that are extremely clear on exactly how to move and offer gentler / alternative ways to move for people with limited range are vital.
Okay, so this may not technically be strength training, but muscles are dumber than bricks and cannot tell the difference between your own bodyweight and actual weights.
So, may I recommend:
He runs a YouTube channel where he goes over how to work your way up to more complex exercises (for instance, his pull-ups videos start with using a door jamb and moving your weight back and forth) so it's good for easing yourself into things.
You also don't have to fork out for expensive weights and such if you don't want to/can't. Substitute with stuff you either already have at home or can get from the supermarket and build up the weight you can exercise with. 500 gram cans of butter beans then 750 gram bottles of pasta sauce. 1 litre drink bottle then your 1.5 litre milk bottle. 3 litre bulk-buy bottle of laundry detergent. Etc. One of my dogs weighs 13 kilos and I pick her up on the regular (to her delight). One weighs 16 kg and I pick him up too (to his consternation and mild disapproval). You don't have to fit out some fancy home gym before you can start strength training.
I second Hybrid Calisthenics, that's the program I use. It's run by one guy who's taken it upon himself to make exercising more accessible and it's completely free! Each exercise has different variations based on your ability and each variation is further divided into different levels of difficulty so you can work up to where you want to be. If you can't do a single push up for example then this program will help you work up to the point where you can, and if you're a master of push ups then there are more advanced body weight exercises you can tackle so you can keep moving forward in your training without stagnating. The routine offers a full body workout with absolutely no equipment required for the beginning levels. The only reason you would need to buy anything is if you want to work up to a full pull up, at which point you would need actual pull up rings
Here's his actual website which I feel is easier to navigate than the YouTube channel on its own and organizes things in a way that's easy to understand. He explains everything you need to know about the routine and each individual exercise has both a text description and a video tutorial
via lepetiterik
good news!! he’s still in horny jail!!
📸: _rekalina_
via wednesdayday
sex is swaggy and all but i wish certain things weren't sexualized by default. like i wish i could wear booty shorts without people being like umm i thought you were ace or whatever or why are you upset that i sexualized you. brother i am wearing these because it's 102 degrees outside and booty sweat sucks total ass. and also because they look rad as hell
via thatboysgotwoah
Somehow this poll has upset more people than the chips/crisps/fries poll
no :C
via aquilathefighter